HOTDOG IN A HALLWAY

HOT DOG IN A HALLWAY

A / Bb A/ Bb A (muted strumming)	   X4

(picked) A C# D Bb	X4

	    A	   C#i         Di Bb		  A	C#i        Di Bb	         A	       C#i	   Di	       E
She'll have another piece of pie.  She'll have a double reuben rye.  She works hard at eating well, that's why 
  A	C#i   Di
I love her.
	     A	      C#i	  Di  Bb		   A	C#i	Di  Bb		    A	    C#i	  Di
She's got a couple of pony kegs.  Her arms are bigger than my legs.  And when she holds me I can't breathe, 
         E	     A	   C#i  Di
that's why I love her.

	       A	     C#i	    Di    Bb	      A	     E       F   Di		A       C#i     Di  
Yeah I'm her butter, she's my bread.  She's like a mobile water bed.  And when I get on top of her I can't 
Ei	 A	C#i    Di   Bb
touch the mattress.
	          A	         C#i     Di  Bb	    A	  E	  F  Di	            A    C#i	   Di
And when her flesh begins to sag.  She's like a human sleeping bag.  I feel so cozy safe and warm she's my 
Ei	 A	C#i    Di 	A / Bb A/ Bb A (muted strumming)	   x2
insulation.

	A	   C#i	     Di  Bb	          A	    C#i     Di  Bb		  A	      C#i 	 Di
I always know just where she sat.  And when she's on me I get flat.  Some broken ribs a punctured lung 
         E	     A	   C#i      Di
that's why I love her.
	 A    C#i	       Di  Bb	          A	    C#i         Di	        Bb	          A	      C#i 	 Di	       E
She's my filly, I'm her stud.  Her bean is bigger than my pup it's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale, that's why 
    A	C#i    Di
I love her.

	     A	    C#i      Di Bb		  A	E          F Di	         A	       C#i	   Di	       E
She'll have another piece of pie.  She'll have a double reuben rye.  She works hard at eating well, that's why 
  A	C#i   Di    Bb
I love her. 
	     A	      C#i	  Di  Bb		   A	E	F  Di		    A	    C#i	  Di
She's got a couple of pony kegs.  Her arms are bigger than my legs.  And when she holds me I can't breathe, 
         E	     A	   C#i  Di		A / Bb A/ Bb A (muted strumming)
that's why I love her.

A        C#i     Di        Bb     A        C#i   Di           Bb  A      C#i    Di	     Ei	 A
Do do do do do, do do do do do do do do, do do do do, do do do do, that's why I love her.