SAD PROFESSOR

Notes:
During the chorus and last line of verse, G, A and F chords are barred


D                      G
If we're talking about love
D              A
Then I have to tell you
     D           G
Dear readers, I'm not sure where I'm headed
D           A
I've gotten lost before
G            A
I've woke up stone drunk
     F
Face down on the floor

G A                  G        D
  Late afternoon, the house is hot
G A         G      D
  I started, I jumped up
G A       G       D
  Everyone hates a bore
G A         G       D
  Everybody hates a drunk


D                   G             
This may be a lit invention
   D                       A
Professors muddled in their intent
D                  G                 
To try to rope in followers
  D               A
To float their malcontent
G           A           F
As for this reader, I'm already spent


G A                   G        D
  Late afternoon, the house is hot
G A          G       D
  I started, I jumped up
G A                G        D
  Everyone hates a sad professor
G A            G       D
  I hate where I wound up

D                 G
Dear readers, my apologies
    D               A
I'm drifting in and out of sleep
     D                         G
Long silence presents the tragedies of love
                    D
Note the age, get afraid
                      A
The surface hazy with attendant thoughts
G      A       F
A lazy eye metaphor on the rocks

G A                  G        D
  Late afternoon, the house is hot
G A         G      D
  I started, I jumped up
G A       G       D
  Everyone hates a bore
G A         G       D
  Everybody hates a drunk
G A                G         D
  Everyone hates a sad professor
G A            G       D
  I hate where I wound up
G A            G       D  
  I hate where I wound up
G A    G    D